Pork Nuts

After a long day of work you go home and take a shit. While shiting you can smell your balls over your Shit.

Damn, i got pork nuts today.

by Colo February 24, 2009

Nut dunk

The act of lowering one's testicles into a particularly hot bowl of soup of your choosing.

Fuck, Brad just nut dunked his french onion soup!

by Tyree Alleyne Balls September 21, 2009

Nut Surprise

When a girl is sucking a guy's dick and he randomly nuts on her face and yells SURPRISE!

"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night."

by Aimee & Bill March 20, 2008

dark nuts

testicles with frostbite

Davey really learned his lession this Christmas about walking naked throug a blizzard he got dark nuts and his ass was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

Nut Sucker

Someone who sucks nuts

Jason is a nut sucker

by DJHomeboi January 25, 2015

nuts-good

1. Depriving from "not good", meaning the same thing with a homosexual twist. 2. When a man possesses homosexual feelings towards another man. 3. When something is the opposite of good, more extreme than "not good."

1. "Macy snuck into my bed last night... it was nuts-good."

2. "After watching that gay-porn I'm feeling pretty nuts-good."

3. (While playing resident evil), "There are so many zombies in this room! Nuts-good!"

by JohntheFisherman August 4, 2007

non-nuts

A vagina.

That woman is such a bitch. Someone should kick her in the non-nuts.

by SelfishMotives July 7, 2008