Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

by Eric December 4, 2003

Sex Numbers

A system of numbers used to define an amount much higher than it actually is; such as when people say how many times they've had sex.

Thomas: I swear, man, *pant* I've run around this building 18 times today!

Richard: Yeah, maybe in Sex Numbers. Lose some weight.

by Phospheric July 4, 2009

Rule Number 8

Sex rule stating, "All women like it in the ass; some just don't know it yet." Can also be used as a verb.

"My girlfriend and I proved Rule Number 8 last night; now she can't get enough!"

by Blackbird Pilot September 1, 2009

numb fart

Is when you fart so hard and loud your butt is literally numb.

Dude, this morning I had the biggest numb fart ever.

by KeNNy132745 April 1, 2008

Number one bae

A person that is your favourite of all people usually hayden landa

Hayden landa is my number one bae

by Lol don't care January 13, 2017

Jenny Number

Any number that people call all the time because a character in a song or movie dials it. Originated from the song "867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone.

Eric: God damnit, I hate that new movie that just came out. I'm getting calls every 5 minutes because I have a damn Jenny Number.

Sam: You should change your number, man. They won't stop. Besides, doesn't your daughter have the same name as the woman in the movie?

Eric: Yeah, I never know if they really want to talk to her or not anymore!

by Hextacy October 5, 2007

doing the numbers

a reference to the mutual oral sex activity commonly known as 69

Dave and Marsha seem to have realy hit it off. I think they were doing the numbers after the party.

by BirdWatcher November 10, 2008