noob soup

If someone is considered noob soup, they are the worst of the worst noobs. It is common for noob to be replaced with nub.

This level 3 troll is the worst noob around! Other noobs make him into noob soup, and eat him.

by Chase Hamilton October 2, 2007

noob detector

One or more qualities\traits of a person playing a video game that makes them a noob.Clan tags, armor effects/perks, armor/clothing, gamertag/playstation ID, weapons used, teabagging, kd ratio. Most of these pertain to Halo/COD since they are probably the two most played multiplayer series. Some people could have these traits/qualities but not be a noob, but these noob detectors still work on about 80% of people.

here are some noob detectors: clan tags: swag, pro, mlg awsm. armor abilities/perks: armor lock, jetpack, martyrdom, juggernaut. armor/clothing:eva(c), hayabusa. Weapons used: noobtubes, turrets, rockets. teabagging: teabagging itself is for noobs, but almost everyone does it so teabag for no reason=noob teabagging the winning team=super noob. teabagging losing team/assholes on your team that kill you= completely acceptable. kd ratio: If negative=noob if positive=not a noob

by ExplosiveSoap August 17, 2011

food noob

The retards of Runescape, worse then a noob, or even a /b/tard. These guys have 1 defense and carry a full invetory of sharks. When they cant hit on someone because their defense is normal they start yelling out DEF NOOB DEF NOOB OMFG!@#!@#!@#! These guys ruined PVP because they think everyone should have 1 defense, therefore people with good armour will get turned down when fighting. The thing is, In a real war, you dont take off your armour and run around like an idiot

food noob:Hey you come fight me
regular person: ok
food noob: Hey why dont you take off all of your armour?
regular person: Um, No because you will kill me?
food noob: DEF NOOB DEF NOOB DEF NOOB!!!!!

by PERSON1231231235555555 June 21, 2009

Noob Cannon

A weapon in most Military First person shooters out in the gaming world that involves no skill or gaming ability to use.

OMG!! I just got n00bed by the noob cannon user!

by TheOutKast June 14, 2005

noob cannon

A cheap ass weapon favoured by noobs in First Person Shooter games, as it is easy to use and can kill without much effort.

In Delta Force 4 Task Force Dagger, the noob cannon would be the OICW in its semi auto 6 shots per clip grenade launcher mode.

noob with OICW: HahaHAh i PwN u alL u FiCkerS!!!111one
pro using a real gun: Wtf man have you ever fired a real gun besides that noob cannon? No wonder you play GSUS and other CQB maps only.
*the pro aims his M4A1SD*
*the noob's head goes pop*

by DFtfd pwns October 1, 2005

dagger noob

One of the most annoying things short of a hacker that players of GunZ: The Duel are subjected to. Can often be found camping or behind you, ready to score a cheap shot.

"What a n00b! That dagger noob just stabbed me in the back, causing me to fall to the ground and not be able to get back up for a few seconds! Then he pwned me with this big-ass rifle! Damn n00b!!"

by 1337W422102 September 16, 2005

Noob luncher

Definition of Granade Luncher in Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare. It is preety much the same as in Halo or CS but it is really annoying as it one-hit kill even if the user shot it on the ground nearby or bounce it from ground (it will pierce you then...). Especially annoying on noob public Search and Destroy servers played on small maps with fixed spawn points which often means BOOM => GG... The only good thing is that it is banned nearly everywhere and has only 2 bullets... Often called Noob Tube or Noob Stick as well.

Fagot with noob stick: ZOMFG! I PWNED U WITH MAH PR0ZORD NOOB LUNCHER!
Punk Buster: Player (Fagot with noob stick) kicked for using restricted weapon: Granade Luncher Result: Permanent Ban.
Yet Another Normal Player: *Sigh...*

by BlizzyPL June 7, 2009