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fuck-tard

This is a phrase used to describe a really stupid person.
A person who is mentally insane.
A person who messes up everything.
Did this guy really stand up his girlfriend in order to go to a nerd convention? What a fuck-tard!
by ApeBeam June 3, 2018
mugGet the fuck-tardmug.

Gift Tard

Someone who buys an excessive amount of gift cards and holds up the checkout line.
Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.
by Bwooood May 31, 2019
mugGet the Gift Tardmug.

Screw Tard

Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.
Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.
by slangdrummer81 February 7, 2009
mugGet the Screw Tardmug.

'tard spiral

When tards pass 'tarded information on to other tards, leading to a giant clusterfuck.
"Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."
by Krispy Fressh August 19, 2008
mugGet the 'tard spiralmug.

Big Tard

someone who has advanced levels of autism
u are Big Tard
by kwjdfnewruchuwhurwf May 9, 2018
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Posting-tard

Someone who posts spam and retarded responses on online-communities, It shows his/her incapability to maintain himself after seeing a post that he/she hates on a discussion board.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.
YOU: Naruto is the best anime ever.
ME: Narutard.
YOU: Posting-tard.
by RealYOU December 4, 2013
mugGet the Posting-tardmug.

tard tracks

The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.
I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.
by rimlover September 12, 2010
mugGet the tard tracksmug.

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