a condition in which a person no longer wants to hang out with someone unless they have marijuana with them
person 1: Wanna hang?
person 2: Sure, you got gas?
person 1: nah
person 2: never mind then.
person 1: man you got a major case of stoneritis!
person 2: Sure, you got gas?
person 1: nah
person 2: never mind then.
person 1: man you got a major case of stoneritis!
by okLittiLko May 20, 2017

Basically the person who gives off stoner energy without ever smoking pot.
Or the person who always announces themselves as such so they aren’t pressured into getting high.
Or the person who always announces themselves as such so they aren’t pressured into getting high.
Example 1
Man 1: (laughing hysterically*)
Man 2: Bro did you smoke?
Man 1: NOPE! (wheezes and falls*)
Example 2
Man 1: You want some?
Man 2: Nah I’m good, I’m a clean stoner..
Man 3: Why do I ever bring you out?
Man 1: (laughing hysterically*)
Man 2: Bro did you smoke?
Man 1: NOPE! (wheezes and falls*)
Example 2
Man 1: You want some?
Man 2: Nah I’m good, I’m a clean stoner..
Man 3: Why do I ever bring you out?
by QzandeenOFC August 2, 2021

A stoner is a person who smokes marijuana on a regular basis and likes to smoke before doing any kind of work.
by Fknstoner September 1, 2019

Cal the Stoner is an Australian stonemason turned sculptor and inventor of the sculptural technique Intricarved. Cal the Stoner sculpts from his open-air sculpture studio in the South Australian desert opal mining town of Andamooka.
by Stealing Pallets November 1, 2023

A stoner is a person who smoke weed as much as possible like everyday ever other day 🌬🌬. somebody who smokes one or two times a month is not a stoner so try to acted like one .😘😘
by Tired of all them fake stoners July 18, 2017

A form of hippie after smoking pot giggling stoners find everything funny sometimes they find things that are funny that really are not funny
The hippie thought everything was funny after smoking pot and thus was labeled a giggling stoner also giggling stoners tend to gather in attics
by FoxGuardJ July 5, 2023

I was swimming in my sink when I saw a starfish so I went to look at it’s face and it was quite clearly stoned :) - Stoner fish origin story
by Definitions better than ur mum June 19, 2022
