I'm a fucking idiot

The conclusion you came to, after realising a girl you like was interested in you, but you just couldn't see it no matter how many hints she thrown at you!
I never realised that she was into me! I'm a fucking idiot.
by Yetu December 26, 2012
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I'm Moving To Canada

What an American says when he/she has had it with USA.
by JoyDivisionIanCurtis January 18, 2012
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I'm not gonna lie

A term that when prefixed to a statement does more damage than good. Its purpose is to state that you are about to tell the truth about something. However, If one has to use this statement, it can be concluded that when that same person does not use this statement then they are lying, because when they are telling the truth, they state that they are about to tell the truth by saying, "I’m not gonna lie..."

So this statement, in effect, when used, devalues any potential credibility one once had as an honest and truthful person when they are not using the statement.

It is synonymous with: to tell you the truth, honestly, actually, as a matter of fact, in fact , truthfully
I'm not gonna lie, she is looking fine.

I'm not gonna lie, this taste terrible.

I'm not gonna lie, you are really good at what you do.
by morgantj September 18, 2009
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Bish I'm Gone

"BISH I'm Gone" is a term that Instagram @missswendyle uses frequently for majority of her topics and events.
"Babe can you give me head"? NO!! BISH I'M GONE!!!

Bish I'm Gone, I just drop my fried chicken..
by Bishimgonexoxo April 13, 2016
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I'm in deep shit

When you have been playing video games all semester and finally the time has come when your in deep shit. This means that you have to do a whole semesters worth of work in a week or two. I'm Definitely in deep shit.
Holy shit! I'm in deep shit! I got an assignment to do for tomorrow and i haven't even started!
by The Lazy Slacker January 03, 2019
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bitch i'm threw

When you just can't deal and you literally have to throw yourself from the situation whether it be a funny conversation or something ridiculous .
Chantelle: Did she really do that?
Makeda: yessss she did
Chantelle: did she really read her love letters to him in front the entire school
Makeda: yesssssssss
Chanice: she really did it..I saw it myself
Chantelle: hahahaha bitch I'm threw (falls to the floor laughing because she was "thrown")
by Danii💕 November 19, 2016
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i'm gay for the egg

A declarance by the now-gay Wilbur Soot that he finds the yellow egg very fucking hot and is gay for it.
Wilbur: *sees the yellow egg saying "yellow" and dancing sexily*
Wilbur: *leans back in chair*
Wilbur: I'M GAY. I'M GAY FOR THE EGG!
by Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray February 02, 2021
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