Munch

S/O who makes you indescribably happy.

I miss my munch :(

by Fijisqueejie September 15, 2023

Munch geng

A protection racket gang that protects kebab stores in western Sydney ( Hassall grove ) from the sose geng.

The Munch geng protected the Aegean kebab store from the sose geng attack yesterday !

by Munch warrior December 22, 2021

Munch

Short for Munchkin

You thought i was feeling you? Nah that Ni*** a Munch

by idkmunch February 7, 2023

Munch

Someone who is very great at eating pussy but their penis is small

My dick is smalll but I’m a munch anyways

by anonymous August 4, 2024

munch

Stupid fucking cunt looking head ass tweezle

look at this munch

by msbdbdjfis ballsack September 3, 2022

Pocket Munching

pocket munching is an activity typically performed in a place where alcohol is served but no food is available. Thinking ahead, the pocket muncher will randomly pull food out of their pocket and start munching. This is done in order to achieve optimal alcohol metabolization, ensuring that more alcohol can be consumed without the unwanted conditions that lead to memory loss & hangovers. Pocket munching is a popular and considerate gesture among experienced alcohol consumers.

"Got my pocket munchies.. no freshman mistakes tonight"

"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"

"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"

"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"

by ycart September 14, 2010

munch

a dude who eats 🐱 and gets nothing in return

“this dude came over last night he was a munch”

by offaperc September 2, 2022