White Moose Café

A café in Dublin, Ireland known for its hearty meat dishes and off-the-chain social media accounts, which are apparently run by a self-confessed troll called Paulie. So far, the White Moose has engaged in on-line feuds with Vegans, Brazilians, digital photographers, and other nefarious denizens of the Net. This problematic behavior has resulted in a massive amount of fake restaurant reviews and a world-wide cult following for the café.
Did you hear? The White Moose Café is now at war with furries! They've made Fox News again.
by RazorEm September 12, 2016
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Manitoba Moose Pie

The act of pouring Manitoba's select maple syrup over a woman's anus and penetrating, only to have a second male come in and slurp up the remnants.
Anna: Please give me a Manitoba Moose Pie!
Dave: Are you sure?

Mike: <slurp slurp slurp>
by TyPel911 January 27, 2022
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Canadian Moose Platter

The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.
Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"

Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."

Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
by awbatman500 May 08, 2014
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Rusty Moose Knuckle

The visible remnant on ones love cannon from a freshly pounded fart box...
"Yo, Vinnie d'jou see that rusty moose knuckle on cousin Paulie?"
by th_Pizzle January 18, 2021
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like a moose in a hurricane

A common phrase used predominantly on the west coast to describe a crazy or supernatural event
Damn.. that’s just like a moose in a hurricane
by I make words123 October 15, 2020
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Whammy Moose Knuckle

To forcefully punch a female in the vagina with your middle knuckle raised as if you are giving a half middle finger.
After that whammy moose knuckle she couldn't sit for a week!!
by RaTeDr21 February 11, 2010
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furry moose sausage

A unshaven dick
I sucked a furry moose sausage last night, I got pubes in my mouth!
by Bitch_im_wet March 05, 2018
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