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The Mississippi Tango 

Verb: when you accidentally hook up with your cousin or other relatives at a bar without knowing what you've done.
"Dude, Chad I messed up real bad, I accidentally did the Mississippi Tango with Sarah, she's a great kisser but also my cousin."

the mississippi state

a three-way sexual act in which the man poops into a cowbell, then hands it to the woman to do the same. the man dips his schlong into the cowbell, fully coating it in feces. he then sticks the cowbell up his anus, handle first, at which point another man comes up from behind and begins having sex with the cowbell while the other man has sex with the female partner. the first finisher chugs the contents of the cowbell.
“I heard they’re running the mississippi state in mckee hall”
“I haven’t showered since doing the mississippi state last night.”
the mississippi state by B. Ricky November 5, 2025

clear water mississippi

drunk enough to confuse a girl squirting in ur cup for your drink
I’m clear water mississippied right now bro.

Sigourney Sauer Weaver Mississauga City Nickles City Missisauga Weaver Sauer Sigourney 

Sigourney Sauer Weaver Mississauga City Nickles City Missisauga Weaver Sauer Sigourne
Sigourney Sauer Weaver Mississauga City Nickles City Missisauga Weaver Sauer Sigourney

Sigourney Sauer Weaver Mississauga City Nickles City Missisauga Weaver Sauer Sigourney 

Sigourney Sauer Weaver Mississauga City Nickles City Missisauga Weaver Sauer Sigourney
Sigourney Sauer Weaver Mississauga City Nickles City Missisauga Weaver Sauer Sigourney

At least we're not Mississippi

Something most Americans say when their state sucks at something, because Mississippi is usually at the bottom of lists of things most people want in their state.
Our infrastructure is crumbling, our schools are underfunded, and our politicians are crooks, but at least we're not Mississippi.