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Midnight Accounting

1. Changing the books to hide shit.

2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.

3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.

4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.
1. Man, this client is so fucked and owes a shitton to other people. Time to do some midnight accounting.

2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?
by Biff Stephenson April 13, 2023
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midnight adrenaline

That burst of energy you get from eleven thirty to three am.
''Yo, Randy, i got that midnight adrenaline!"

''Welcome to the Night Life, Kole."
by the thing goes December 7, 2017
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Midnight dirt bike

A large, cheek clapping fart that arrives, unexpectedly in the dead of night, from a sleeping dispenser.
I see you kick started the midnight dirt bike again last night!
by anonymous May 23, 2022
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Midnight shot dance

An amazing up-and-coming band that features Jayni and Maxx. Their music is yet to be on iTunes but they are working on an album.
Girl: Did you hear about Midnight Shot Dance?
Guy: Heck yeah! They're so hot...
by MSDfan March 13, 2010
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Midnight huzz

by Snow bunny char June 9, 2025
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Midnight name

The name your dominant lover, sir, or mistress calls you by when you're being summoned for a spanking, usually late at night; your pet name.
Guy:hey babe, with a booty like that, you look like you're just beggin for a spanking! What's your name?
Girl: actually I am looking for a spanking, my names Sarah but you can call me Cherry, it's my midnight name.
by Lonesentry July 27, 2016
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Midnight Sniff

Its like that thing that one time where you are in bed alone and you fart into your hand and you like smell it, one time.
I was exhausted after that four hour meeting, I went to bed but I couldn't fall asleep without my Midnight Sniff.
by Grijn March 16, 2019
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