Midnight Roamers

A pack of friends who would rather roam the streets of their towns/city at midnight than during the day.

We called eachother bestfriends though the term never really stuck to me. We were more like Midnight Roamers than bestfriends but hey, I earned myself 3 loyal friends.

by mustardmuffins October 02, 2015

Midnight Dreary

A sex worker's rump.

I came upon a Midnight Dreary.

by LadyStix September 08, 2021

Midnight handwashing

Midnight handwashing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"I spent some alone time last night that ended with midnight handwashing."

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."

by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023

midnight snacks

exercising as i like to call it

i exercised to the fridge at 12:14. totally not for midnight snacks

by greenghost110 September 15, 2020

Midnight Ass

The act of intercourse
...
...
...at night

Lerka called his girlfriend late at night hoping for some midnight ass.

by Tronalfazz October 01, 2016

Midnight 15

When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.

Steve: I'm going to diet.

Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?

Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.

Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.

*1 month later.

Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.

Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.

Steve: Why?!

Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024

Midnight hammer

Middle of the night intercourse after falling asleep early

Charlie gave Betty the midnight hammer after they had fallen asleep earlier in the night

by ChollyInIran June 22, 2025