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by anonymous April 7, 2022
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Get the Maria mug.Maria is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet in your life. Her ocean blue eyes will hypnotize any man that looks into them. Her ethereal beauty and angelic face captivates everyone's attention. Every girl wants to be Maria and every man wants to have her. A literal goddess, Maria turns everyone's head when she walks into a room. She is smart and cunning while extremely competitive. She is always the person you have the most fun with and she is up for anything. She is daring, brave and excels at everything she does. Once she sets her eyes are set on something nothing can get in her way from having it. She has the most beautiful and addictive smile and can make any one fall in love in a moment. Her long silky hair sparkles like gold whenever she moves. She is elegant with a perfect body and glass-like skin. She is in your mind 24/7 but you can't even be mad about it. Her personality outshines everyone else's and she can always make you laugh. She is extroverted and energetic and makes friends very quickly. She is a loyal friend and someone you can trust with your life. She's a good listener and gives great advice. You can talk to her for hours but it only feels like minutes. If you ever hurt her or her friends she will get to you. Every guy wants Maria but her eyes are on one guy. Her seductive aura can leave you dazed. She is the epitome of beauty and any man's dream. The thought of her will haunt your mind forever. Never let her go.
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Boy2: Yeah I know man I've never met anyone like her. She's so fucking hot
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by avaheart88 April 29, 2023
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