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rage against the machine

Shitty overrated rap rock band. Use a catalog of about four guitar chords with some screechy Mc named Zack De La Rocca who panders to uninformed people (I.e. people who think child killer Che Guevara was a hero because he's on a t-shirt.) Utter shit.
I don't think I wiped all the Rage Against the Machine off my ass.
by Señor Piñor January 28, 2014
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Shaking the vending machine

Having sex with a fat chick.

In either case, there is usually snacking involved afterward.
When you get too drunk or just simply its been a while you may end up "shaking the vending machine".
by km22 May 18, 2011
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Machine Gun Fart

The putrid, rythimic production of successive farts, characterized my the rapid motion of machine guns, that produces overt, suffocating fumes that reflect those of dismembered, decomposing corpses and defecated, moldy genitalia.
(American Version)
Stacy's disturbing machine gun fart caused our couch to vibrate like a cheap, pleather, coin operated mall massage chair and produced, simoltaneously, the odor of rotting eggs and grandma Natzi's dirty, fungus infested feet.

(Bronx Version)
"Shit! that nastyass slutt be maching gunning ma crib. She smell like ma boi's used condoms. That bitch gonna get shot."

(Wife Beater Version)
"Yo white ho slutt! Dat bitch better stop gunning up da crib 'fore I slap her up."

(British Version)
"Darling..."
"Yes dear?"
"Your machine gun fart is disturbing me, I dare say. I'm quite sorry, but you indeed hint of the fumes related to bare assed monkeys in heat."
"Oh dear me! I should have foregone the prune stuffed peppers and pepto bismol!"

(Bosnian Version)
"Evvo, Evooo!"
"Ma sta je Mile?"
"Ma smirdi mi na crepane macke i usrane gatce. Sta mi ovde prdis po caucu kao ratnik?"
"Jebem ti mater. Jebi ga, nije ni moje dupe rutavo! I ti bi putco puske da si kusno Jabukovacu!"
by Whitehoslutt6969 July 11, 2007
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washing machine syndrome

when kissing someone, they swirl their tounge around your mouth, much like a washing machine.
Guy: How was that date last night?

Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.

Guy: Nasty!
by caaaaasey November 18, 2009
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dildo machine

a jammin hot band. dadilovedadohmyacoldheartisneverearly
i LOVE dildo machine!! im going to their concert may 24
by dildo_machine July 4, 2006
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green cheese machine

1.) what you call someone who is an amazingly huge fag

2.) Someone who plays call of duty all day

3.) A kid with hair that looks like pubic hair

4.) A person who talks really slow like a stoner even though they dont smoke
kid- mr. moxley call me green cheese machine

teacher- go fuck yourself
by Garrett dockdella January 24, 2011
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