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Lockensmur

Lockensmur means the day after tomorrow.
Two days into the future. If today is Wednesday, lockensmur would be Friday.
A. Are you going to the big party lockensmur?
B. Sadly, I won't be able to go because I have to go to my niece's birthday party lockensmur.
A. Oh, I wish you could come.

Y. They are opening the videogame store tomorrow, and all of the good games will probably be gone by lockensmur.
Z. Ugh, I won't be able to get a good game because I only get my allowance on lockensmur.
by tinyperson May 18, 2022
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locked in

When you've previously met or interacted with someone, but you barely know them and every time you cross paths, you feel compelled to give them a nod or a quick hello. These interactions are awkward enough that you actively try to avoid them if you can.
Tyler: Fuck, let's take this other street today
Ryan: Wait, why? That way is longer
Tyler: I'm locked in with that guy ahead
by BrysonStrong August 3, 2023
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box-locked

the act of preventing a female from getting some dick
Susan was talking to John when Tiffany totally box-locked her by sucking his dick.
by Etic February 20, 2010
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Window Looker

Someone who stares aimlessly out of car windows.
This occurs mainly on long journeys, while stuck in traffic or while avoiding cab driver small talk.
Police Officer: "So, what caused this car crash?"
Citizen: "Well, i was so busy checking out this hot Window Looker i didn't notice the car in front of me stop!"
by swanagebay February 23, 2010
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sphincter-licker

someone licking anus; someone trying to obtain advantage by offering excessive flattery, praise and compliments, usually not sincere
..this sphincter-licker managed to get another raise!
by Swiss Dude April 15, 2010
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fry-locked

inability to cook any other way but frying!!. -baking, steaming, boiling OR broiling; totally UNACCEPTABLE!!

if the food isn't cooked submerged in grease at high temperature, it is deemed WRONG!

a practice of cooking specific to many african 'tribes', also common in s. america.
health nut judy was reluctant to eat at dewayne's, because she knew he was fry-locked.

all the fast-food joints are totally fry-locked!

went to mcfoolsley's where they steam, boil, broil or bake!
a non fry-locked establishment!, SO nice to get a 'shit sammich' STEAMED!
by michael foolsley March 10, 2013
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Page licker

That one person that's so up their own arse about reading the book of a film or tv series (Lord of the rings, game of thrones), and explains how their the freaking master of the universe, and how your not a fan of the film just because you didn't read the fudging book.
me: ''Oh did you see legolas is in the next hobbit movie, yay, he's so coolio!'' page licker: ''yes i did, and i am not happy with it at all. He does not appear in the hobbit books at all, i know this because iv'e read them all five times and i'm a douche bag''.
by plumley November 7, 2013
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