Dildo jordan

The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand
Jerry "do a handstand"

Bruce "why"

Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"

Bruce "oh ok"
by Kumduff June 01, 2016
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taylor jordan

an amazing person who really wants the best for everyone.Generally a red head that has bad fashion sense.once you get her don’t give her away and that’s on periodt.
guy 1-shes hot

guy 2-shes taylor jordan
by on tha gang October 10, 2019
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Jordan Matya

A multi-talented person from Illinois. He is an up-and-coming star. Matya is a great athlete. He is funny, smart, and very good-looking!
Girl 1: Oh my gosh! Jordan Matya winked at me in the hall today!!

Girl 2: No way!!
by Sexy Mama 242 December 06, 2006
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Fuck Jordan

Anyone: Hey Do you know a funny joke?
Autists: HAHA FUCK JORDAN HAHA i have crippling autism
Anyone: Upvoted!
Damn guys this sad lets get theis post up to the top so this comes up when you search mods are asleep
by Fjofijmdsogmdkmg July 08, 2018
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Jordan Man

Often found working at law firms and seated next to somebody named Johan.
Tends to make jokes and tap dance at random intervals, just because his little heart does desire such things.
Recognized by the Board of Anti-Productivity as a fellow Slacker, and a well established intern among his peers.

Loved by many as the soft spoken guy, but those who know him better would understand he makes balloon idols of himself and worships them after hours when nobody is around.

Best friend is Johan.
Hey fuck yeah I am Jordan Man, eat my shit
by Mr.Bojangles. August 03, 2011
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jordan lynch

A male indevidual with an acceptionally large penis; that certainly knows how to please/satisfy a woman.
by Peace to the world February 23, 2014
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