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John Wooed

1) In any action movie or video game where a mook is killed in a manner that is stylish and unneccasarily flashy manner.

2) A killing made with a pistol in each hand.

From Hong Kong director John Woo whose trade marks are stylized violence and two fisted pistols.
You just got John Wooed

The cop in Reservoir Dogs was John Wooed.
by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004
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john and gail

A Canadian shot. It's a mix of 50% Bailey's and 50% Green Creme de Menthe.
Hey Carl, order everyone a John and Gail and we'll celebrate your vesectomy.
by Lee Thargic August 19, 2023
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John Hodgman

John Hodgman is a witty Yale-educated humorist known for his contributions to Apple's "Get a Mac" ads and as a Resident Expert for 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart'. He plays the role of the PC in the 'get a mac' commercials, but in real life he is a mac user.

•He is the author of 'The Areas of My Expertise', which is a compendium of complete world knowledge (A.K.A. lies). Though he acknowleges they are in fact untrue, his quietly-convincing, deadpan humor style will make you think otherwise.

•He first started being a regular on TDS soon after he promoted his book on the show. He was invited back to be a contributor/correspondent.

•He is the host of an entertaining series called 'The Little Gray Book Lectures', which are humorous demonstrations, discussions, readings, songs, and presentations. He is accompanied by Jonathan Coulton, a talented singer/songwriter who is his friend and trubadour.

•He is a former professional literary agent; he worked for Bruce Campbell.
He later contributed to Mcsweeney's 'Ask a Professional Literary Agent'.

•He has appeared on 'This American Life' and made many contributions to them

•He plays the 'Deranged Millionaire' in They Might Be Giants' Venue Songs DVD

•His favorite words are 'that', 'is', and 'all'. I wonder why...

John Kellogg Hodgman generally kicks ass. Enough said.
Interviewer: "Has becoming an author made you more contemptuous of the lesser-beings in society, i.e. your readers?"

John Hodgman: "You would have to be an ass to ask such a question.

That is all."
by Sereth March 17, 2007
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John's mom

A woman infatuated and entirely obsessed with the "dark meat."

A dirty, dirty slut.

Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.
Person1: I like hot dogs.
Person2: In John's mom!


Person1: This sucks!
Person2: Like John's mom.
by Drew January 24, 2005
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Scatman John

Scatman John used his stutter, which had haunted him since childhood, to his advantage to bring old school scatting to the mass market.
'scibty boo bapidipi damow bing bang booti pi doopi'
by Yak-man John July 29, 2003
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John Champe

A school full of overconfident, rich, white people who think they run shit.
See those people over there. They’re from John Champe so we can’t fuck with them.
by Bearseatsalmon January 14, 2019
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John Green

Master of feelings.
I hate John Green. He is evil.
JOHN GREEN WROTE THE FAULT IN OUR STARS FOR GOODNESS SAKES AUGUSTUS WATERS SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN CREATED DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF THAT BOOK
by I Wish I Was Hazel Grace March 24, 2013
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