jew scalping

When you forcefully remove the yamaka off the head of a Jewish person.

Jim got arrested for a hate crime yesterday for going out and Jew scalping a guy

by Crusaderking420 June 14, 2019

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Jew note

A note written on your arm or hand in lack of nearby paper to write on. So called because of the practice of tattooing prisoner numbers onto wrists in Nazi concentration camps.

Alternatively, the jew note can be used as a memory aid.

Sheiße! I shouldn't have used the permanent marker to write my jew note of groceries yesterday, it will look like I'm trying to cheat on the exam today.

by titfink October 30, 2011

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Hide the Jew

A game similar to hide-go-seek only multiple people hide from a “Hitler” who hunts them, finds them and cooks them in an oven

“We were playing hide the Jew yesterday at my birthday party, I got to be Hitler and I found everyone. It was so fun.....

by Nishlec April 23, 2019

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Cold Jew

Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.

Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'

by Glansolo July 28, 2017

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French Jew

Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.

Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."

Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."

French Jew

by Squirt56yz June 4, 2014

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