Jerosexual

When two men love each other so much that it isn’t even considered gay. This is the highest level of homosexuality for men.

Miguel: Can we get some coffee?

John: Um oh I don’t know (bites bottom lip).

Miguel: Bitc* choose something !
John: STARBIES?!?
Miguel: Yasssss!!!
John: Since I’m a straight as a circle i should be considered Jerosexual right?
Miguel: Yasss Queen Yasss you’re Jerosexual Like me!

by Niael July 24, 2017

Jerding

To have all your friend groups think you are a child predator for different reasons.

Jarad: All my friend groups keep making these pedo jokes! What did I do?
Jerry: It is just Jerding bro.
Jarad: But I didn't do anything!

by Tryyo April 24, 2020

New Jersey Sunburn

When you bite into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza to be removed from a pizza pie minutes after being cooked, then removed from a 500 degree oven. Generaly due to severe hunger. It was coined by the owner of Punk Rock Records who was laughing at a guido, on MTV's Jersey Shore.

Some jackass guido, on the MTV show, "Jersey Shore" filmed in Seaside Hights, NJ. In haste he bit into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza. The cheese immediately stuck to the roof of his mouth. It's result was a second degree burn. It is ultimately known as a "New Jersey Sunburn"

by Punk Rock Records October 30, 2010

Thirsty Jersday

Thursday night gettin drunk while watching JERSEY SHORE.

"Hey Bitch, what are you doing tonight?"
"Not much, either doin' Miguel or getting drunk for "Thirsty Jersday"

by yeechopnette February 23, 2011

New Jersey Pottery

Where a flamboyantly gay man who takes his stepson's dumps and makes sculptors with it.

Ahh, my creepy step dad sold my New Jersey Pottery

by HIJACKER13 May 22, 2011

new jersey tampon

What some mistakenly call spacedocking, it's the act of shitting into a vagina.

"My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."

by c November 2, 2017

Hamilton New Jersey

The scariest place u can visit, some say it’s worse then Trenton, don’t visit unless u wanna get gang banged by 100 men with glocks.

Oh he was shot in Hamilton New Jersey

by Justin tit February 24, 2019