Dildo jordan

The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand
Jerry "do a handstand"

Bruce "why"

Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"

Bruce "oh ok"
by Kumduff June 01, 2016
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Jordan Wilson

The right one…. Period 🤷🏽 ♂️🖕🏽
No ifs, ands, or buts about Jordan Wilson
by Iambiminijackson September 03, 2021
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Jordan Matya

A multi-talented person from Illinois. He is an up-and-coming star. Matya is a great athlete. He is funny, smart, and very good-looking!
Girl 1: Oh my gosh! Jordan Matya winked at me in the hall today!!

Girl 2: No way!!
by Sexy Mama 242 December 06, 2006
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louise jordan

a beauitiful lady , kind, sweat very nice person :)
louise jordan "hi-icles"
by PatrickODpod July 16, 2012
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Gym Jordan

A closeted male homosexual that likes to hang out at the gym and ogle young male athletes
He’s such a Gym Jordan, they caught him stroking his penis while watching wrestlers in tight shorts.
by Don Facundo September 08, 2021
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Jordan Man

Often found working at law firms and seated next to somebody named Johan.
Tends to make jokes and tap dance at random intervals, just because his little heart does desire such things.
Recognized by the Board of Anti-Productivity as a fellow Slacker, and a well established intern among his peers.

Loved by many as the soft spoken guy, but those who know him better would understand he makes balloon idols of himself and worships them after hours when nobody is around.

Best friend is Johan.
Hey fuck yeah I am Jordan Man, eat my shit
by Mr.Bojangles. August 03, 2011
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