British Pants

When you get menstrual period on your pants, they become "bloody pants", the British equivalent to "effing pants".

"Here, you can borrow these pajama pants."
"Oh no, those are British pants. I can still see the stain."

by RachelDC March 14, 2010

pants dance

the dance you perform while trying to fit into a small pair of pants.

Jane: "Those pants look great on you!"

Kate: "Thanks. I had to do the pants dance to get them on, though."

by EatTheNoodles April 4, 2009

Dad Pants

After a long, stress filled day at work, a man, preferably a father tends to unbutton his pants and hang loose. Maybe he'll even have a beer.

My boss was a total asshole today, he wouldn't get off my case! Soon as I got home I got my dad pants on.

by Gloofa February 2, 2009

pants-crappingly

An adverb used to describe something of such awesome magnitude that it is likely to cause one to soil one's pants. Usually followed by "awesome" and most commonly describing an action movie, metal band, or lesbian porno.

I think viking metal is some of the most pants-crappingly awesome music there is out there!

by Kevin Tracy August 6, 2007

nondenominational pants

being whipped

ashley wears the nondenominational pants

by David and Mash January 19, 2009

Peter Pants

Pants worn so tight that you look like Peter Pan. Commonly worn by Hipsters.

If you wear peter pants, have a shitty haircut, and ride a fixed gear bike...you might be a hipster!

by Robot Print February 14, 2009

Wiener Pants

A nickname usually given to males who are described to have a small penis.

'Dude, did you see that guy over their? Hes such a wiener pants!'

by Kyle Rodrick February 18, 2009