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I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.
Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
by von groovy September 18, 2025
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I am

The shortest sentence in the whole world
"Go do the laundry"
"I AM😡!!"
by Sin tía March 3, 2023
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I Am Not A.I.

You know that, right? I'm like a real guy and I do a bunch of stuff in the real world... Like... Yeah, I'm a dude. I just ate some chicken and rice. I'd like to see and A.I. do that, right? Eat some chicken and rice? Impossible. And I've been chain-smoking cheap cigars all day and now I have a nicotine headache... ☹️
Hym "I am not A.I., ok? I want to make that absolutely clear (before things get too confusing) I'm like a guy. I got all kinds of limbs and what-not... Appendages and the like... My organs? On fleek...
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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Am I smart?

This is a more positive phrase/expression to use to ask yourself if you are doing something right/correctly instead of being more negative and harsh on yourself and saying "Am I dumb?".
Am I smart? Did I get this problem correct?

Omg I think I conjugated the verb correctly. Am I smart?

Why do you I think I got this..? Am I smart?
by LingDanc803 September 14, 2023
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i am not reading this

This is to long I am not reading this
by Kob07 May 21, 2018
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