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meowing human

A human that can understand cat speech. Cats do not downgrade themselves into human speech, humans must make the effort to comprehend and understand whatever these lovely creatures want to express through their meow. Whenever you think you heard a cat speak human language, reality is you just acquired the ability to speak meow. Be proud.
"Did that cat just talk?"
"No! Cats do not talk. Perhaps you are a meowing human! Be proud!"
by cats one humans cero August 28, 2020
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Human Straw

When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.
Hey, I wana suck my own cock but I’m not that flexible, can I fuck you and use you as a Human Straw
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Human Penispede

When 3* guys have sex with each other at the same time (3 or more)
Human Centipede but with dicks
This is the Human Penispede
by Fyuria May 24, 2011
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Human Suckipede

When engaging in sexual activities with 2 different people, if you are a male, you would lie on your back, and person 1 would be begin to make out with you. Person 2 would begin to suck your dick while person 1 is making out with you at the exact same time. This forms a chain of three linked together giving a male the ultimate sense of pleasure.
“Bro, what's with your glow today?”

“Dude, last night, Jessie and Heather created a Human Suckipede for me.”
by anonymous February 1, 2021
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human pup

Someone who enjoys the kink of pet play; taking on the headspace of a puppy.
This is my boyfriend Miles he’s a human pup and goes by Apollo in headspace.
by Theatre-tech1 June 27, 2022
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The Human Robot

A myspace whore, or person who has a lot of friends on myspace and parties with all of them. Enjoys crazy activities, and is mischievous. Typically referred to females, and not males. "the human robot" originated in 2008 as a name based on a girl on myspace who was a party person who loved having fun. her name was constantly changed between different periods of time for example "the human vibrator" and "the human tampon" but the name that stuck was "The Human Robot".
"that girl who just added me is such a party girl that her name should be the human robot."
by Yadirayuckytm March 7, 2010
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HUMAN IS PÄIN

a cycle describing our main emotion we feel as humans.
Bro, if you think about it human is päin.”
by drecondones May 18, 2022
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