Canada's History 

A sex act so intriguingly crazy, so dirty, so awful, that all that one can say is that it involves the stanly cup, a beaver, the word "eh", and over 10 pounds of snow.

Dude last night me and my girlfriend performed a Canada's History. Dude thats disgusting, wtf.

Canada's History by mayhem11235 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act so depraved, it cannot be described on TV. It involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. "Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of the act.

Did you hear? Steven Colbert just did a Canada's History to O'Rilley.

Canada's History by FiveAces February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A depraved sexual act which includes the use of antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

The hardest part of Canada's History is fitting it all in there.

Canada's History by jwb330 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

shoving a moose antler up a female's ass while pouring maple syrup from a male's chode to the female's mouth. also, during fornication, both parties are wrapped in the canadian flag and listen to mountie calls

last night i woke up with a punctured anus. i mustve researched canada's history with dave

Canada's History by Operandus February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A highly lewd, sexual act which entails two men, preferably hairy men, engage in sodomy, then force a Canada Goose to retrieve the semen from the anus. A female must watch this entire act, then suffocate the goose in her vagina. The goose shall then be butchered with a plastic butter knife and eaten raw by the three human participants. The three must then vomit into a bucket, and that vomit must be mixed with 20 gallons of mustard and the three humans must bathe in the substance for at least 40 minutes.

John: I heard some noise coming from your room last night.

Mike: Oh yeah, I had some friends over for a Canada's History.

John: Nice! Why didn't you invite me?

Mike: You're from Montreal.

Canada's History by Neverkillmavericks February 4, 2010

canada's history 

a sexual act involving skullfucking your partner after tarring and feathering them with goose down

i just saw stephen colbert get screwed--in the style of canada's history

canada's history by chewiepoof February 4, 2010

canada's history 

the act of inserting several hockey pucks inside one's urethra until they inevitably shoot out of one's mouth. the force makes your history irrelevant, because you are now the sickest fuck alive.

evan performed canada's history on himself and rightfully hasnt shown his face in town since.

canada's history by kabum February 4, 2010