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Hit the Cracker

A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker has to eat the cracker.
After playing hit the cracker, Eddy chowed down for missing, maybe on purpose
by Noah Fliction November 19, 2010
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Hit the library

Smoke some bud.
While adjusting to the college lifestyle in his first year Burshteyn didn’t have the level of success he wanted, so he began to hit the library in a way much different from how he used it in his high school days.
by craigwick October 18, 2008
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hit the buzza

You're out of control. Stop acting out of control, or Calm it down.

It comes from a board game in the 1990's by Parker Brothers, called Outta Control, during which a player would "Hit the buzzer" when someone was violating a rule.
You friend is acting crazy, or blowing things out of proportion and you say, "Hit the buzza"... it's like saying "stop, you're totally out of control."
by Calico79 April 5, 2012
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hits of ass

Austrailian slang for a dosage of meth.
Police recently busted a drug ring smuggling 1,000 hits of ass in bra inserts.
by LepidopteraLady September 12, 2016
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Donohue Hit

the last ashy, rezzy hit left in the bowl or bong. Normally the hit that no one wants and just scoops into the ashtray. This hit is made for the junkie who is trying to get every last bit of the high.
Hey man is this bowl kicked? Yeah man, it's beat but there might be a donohue hit left if you're desperate.
by Whinnie The Jew December 14, 2015
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Hit and run

The hit and run is a highly advanced kissing technique. First you begin by getting 100s of cups of Sonic ice (Sonic ice only, other brands of ice are inferior). Then, select one piece of ice from each cup and put it in a special cooler. Then, when your girlfriend/boyfriend is exactly at the deepest point of their REM sleep cycle, wake them up. In their confusion, reach over them and kiss them once lightly with a spiderman kiss. Then, pull away and put all of the special ice in your mouth. Then lean over then again and kiss them and as soon as they open their lips to maximum width dump all the ice into their mouth and run as far as you can away from them
Ex. #1. Bro I hit and ran my girlfriend last night so bad she broke up with me
Ex. #2. My favorite fetish is a combination of cuckholding and the hit and run
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Hitting the Sack

Act of male masturbation, can only be performed by circumsized men. Where the masturbation becomes so vigorous and violent that the hand actually hits the testicles while stroking the shaft.
I went to sleep and woke up and my friend Billy was "hitting the sack" next to me wearing nothing but a lamp shade over his head.
by greendayrulz7 March 11, 2010
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