hyunjins real girlfriend

human

hyunjins real girlfriend is human.

by yeetskadoodle October 18, 2020

the best girlfriend ever

She understands insecurity and reassures me before I have a chance to feel insecure. She takes pleasure in making me happy. She is exceptional at balancing my "male ego". She lets me be a man while retaining her female independence. She shares the things she holds most dear. I don't believe she is aware that I see the walls she has around her heart. But I do see them and that she is slowly letting me in. She's been hurt before and despite some fear she is willing to love and to be loved. She sees the light in the world but accepts the dark. She has a view on things that I'm nearly incapable of having on my own. She constantly opens my eyes to them. She is full of random facts and shares them. She's a bit nerdy. She uses some words I have to look up. She knows her weaknesses and plays to her strengths to combat them. She sees solutions rather than problems. She isn't quick to anger. She isn't quick to judge. She isn't quick to assume. She debates with a mind open to change and admits when she is wrong. She can laugh at herself and does so often. She truly is a unique beauty in a sea of ordinary. She smiles and I melt. She pouts and i give in. She laughs and I laugh. She cries because she is sad and I hold her tight and just let her cry. She is a light in this world and will forever change the people she meets. She is fierce and determined.Why do I spoil her? Because she deserves it. She always has and always will. She is Jenny E...the best girlfriend ever.

He knows exactly how lucky he is to have the best girlfriend ever

by Happy Rambo April 21, 2018

national girlfriend day

You get your girlfriend gifts 💙

Happy national girlfriend day I bought you something

by Elevie June 23, 2017

communal girlfriend

(noun) 1. A cum dumpster with benefits.
2. A girl so desperate for a boyfriend that she does girlfriendly things for every guy in hopes that one will date her. One must be suffienctly unattractive in order to maintain the "fake girlfriend" status lest someone would actually want to date her.

Guy A: "Dude, she made me dinner and let me fuck her raw dog last night"

Guy B: "She made me waffles today and sucked my dick."
Guy C: "Communal girlfriend is coming over tonight when my girlfriend is away. Hopefully I can get some cookies and anal sex from our communal girlfriend!"

by attitudinalproblem April 7, 2010

Marine Girlfriend

A female, preferably human, who is dating a United States Marine. The typical Marine Girlfriend has a shelf life of about 8 months. They initially gain some bragging rights and respect-by-proxy from dating a Marine but after several 45 day field ops outside of cellphone range and only ever seeing him on every other weekend they will usually lose interest fast. The overwhelming majority of Marine girlfriends will desert their post about 3 months into any overseas deployment leaving their Marine to forge ahead with the people who REALLY love him, his brothers in arms.

Chick: MARINE GIRLFRIEND! ITS THE HARDEST JOB IN THE CORPS!

Marine: Boy you sure are right! I can't wait for you to sleep with that guy you're "just friends with" once I'm in Afghanistan!

by TCAT1117 November 17, 2018

break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored

Song by Ariana Grande from her Album "Thank U, Next"

You need to listen to the song first
"Have you heard break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored? It's lit!"

by 3 AM FEELS February 9, 2019

internet girlfriend

n. A girl on the internet. Internet girlfriends usually have inflated egos because many guys hit on them (over the internet). Internet girlfriends are fat, ugly, smelly, have nappy hair, knobby knees, bruises, and are usually missing some teeth. Internet girlfriends usually hang around internet toughguys, so watch out, if you make fun of them... you might get called a "fag".

internet coolguy: "Oh yeah? Prove you're hot."

internet girlfriend: "Fine. Go to __(gamer picture website)__ and look up __(gamer tag)__."

internet coolguy: "Okay bitch. You wait right here."

(time passes)

internet coolguy: "(group laughing in background) Oh my God, yeah you're totally hot..."

internet toughguy: "You didn't even check you FAG!"

by JimChach January 25, 2006