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fuckin bagel

sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.
Tom-Dude were have you been?

Joe-I was fuckin bagels.

Tom-Fuckin B.

Joe-Why?

Tom-It has more holes.
by sex on the stove March 16, 2009
mugGet the fuckin bagelmug.

Fuckin' gremlin

An insult used when someone is acting like a monstrous asshole
by Youxoli June 30, 2020
mugGet the Fuckin' gremlinmug.

A fuckin meal

by VeiledOwl58 November 24, 2020
mugGet the A fuckin mealmug.

holy fuckin rainbow cock

Something you say when scrolling through the virtual internet in the western world. Thanks to the hard work of wiccans, warlocks and similar organizations from Ireland, we have the privilege, no, the power, to stare at shit 24/7.
I got on ticktock, I got on meta apps, I got on x.com, and I checked all my social media, guess what? I found, a shit pile, of subreal Garbage, and all I can think to myself, was ' holy fuckin rainbow cock'
by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025
mugGet the holy fuckin rainbow cockmug.

WEE WEE FUCKIN

A hoe who fucks a wee wee (past tense)
"I caught my mother wee wee fuckin last night"
by DOUGLAS DEV FUCKER March 21, 2022
mugGet the WEE WEE FUCKINmug.

What the fuckinized

The act of you turning into Jesus christ gaining all knowledge of our universe while owning a pet turtle named Kyle and his gang of pimps that are soon to take over Canada which is currently under the control of a 12 year old boy named John who is autistic
Breaking news a man has just been what the fuckinized
by areyoupigeontoo October 15, 2020
mugGet the What the fuckinizedmug.

Whistle fuckin

The act of aggressively whistling into a birds anus during sex
Last night was wild! Ended up phoning a brass and whistle fuckin her all neet.
by Bigdog ont beych May 31, 2021
mugGet the Whistle fuckinmug.

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