Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- brings snacks and drinks into every vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs weather they know the lyrics or not
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops.

- refuses to take naps on any trip.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring music. While snacking on her chips.

by 75lineman January 25, 2025

front butt spanking

A girls vagina is called a front butt. Something you can spank

(Front Butt spanking) I’m so horny I’m going to spank your front butt.

by Mama Pete October 19, 2018

Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.

Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!

by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024

Front alley frontie

When you simp for a woman so hard to the point where she's dragging you by the balls and you enjoy it. You spent the whole night bending to her needs, but instead of coming back to your place, she leave you in front of your house and cucks you with a virgin.

Dave: "Yo how did that date go?"
Austin: "Horrible... I got front alley frontied, I'm such a cuck lord."

by Slampig123 July 27, 2021

front snatch

Front snatch used in military terms for front land rover. But more often used the vaginal space on the female human.

Get in the front snatch!!. So you run and dive in head first for both examples.

by Slagslayer February 22, 2014

front neck

The art of poking someone or jabbing someone in the front of the neck, generally causing the person to get angry, or to "fat neck" you. (Fat necking is the art of smacking someone in the back of the neck to cause pain).

LOL, you just got front necked.

by Dounk February 8, 2017

The front porch

While someone is laying on the ground you put a belt around their neck and then pull the belt forcing their face into your dick

I gave Jessy a the front porch the other weekend

by Freaky porch September 29, 2024