book hockey

its subtle bukkake baby. impress your friends.
"Hey Tim, what were you and the prepubescent Jap doin' in the bathroom.?" "Nothin' Ma, just playin' a little Book Hockey
by Jamison Bentley November 20, 2002
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Faced-book

When your on Facebook after drinking and decide to leave messages on your friends walls that are stupid or embarrassing. Similar to drunk dialing your friends.
friend: So what did you do last night?

you: I drank half a bottle of vodka and faced-booked all my friends. I so don't want to log on today and see what I wrote.....
by dj syndo February 21, 2009
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Book Pussy

A name or nickname used to define a person who loves to curl up with a book and read. Another name for a bookworm, or a Bibliophile.
She is such a Book Pussy. All she does is sit around all day and read!
by Scorpios Toe November 28, 2009
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writing a book

The act of male masterbation that can be used in polite conversation.
"Where is Mike?"

"He is at home writing a book."
by Mmmmmthatsnice September 18, 2013
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Text book

Most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. Used to make students stressed and tired. Causes brain cancer.
My teacher gave me a new text book so I am dead.
by LordBobiscuis October 06, 2014
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Creepin the Book

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to stalk a person via Facebook
guy 1: Happy birthday.
guy 2: How'd you know it was my birthday, I never told you.
guy 1: I was creepin the book
by KJandrists November 17, 2008
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Book It Forward

The act of gifting a book for no reason and expecting nothing in return, only hoping they will gift a book as well. A good way to recycle books you've already read.
My friend Jennifer was having a tough week so I decided to Book It Forward and I bought her a book on Amazon.
by NerdyBookLover February 27, 2016
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