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im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011
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The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.
Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.
by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020
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School Football

Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians
Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?
by Lochstar! June 14, 2023
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College Footballed

A football term for when an awful team (Professional, College, or High School level) allows 40+ points while simultaneously scoring less than 20 points.
A: Did you see how bad they lost?
B: Yeah, they totally got college footballed.
by Idkwuttoputhere17 November 11, 2021
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Roblox football ultras

basically football ultras but its just in a lego based game but really they are typical chavs who just wave a pyro in the air and just do random shit
roblox football ultras are so scary
theyre not that scary pete
by big fat tubby March 11, 2023
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Footballs

A Xanax offered by a street dealer in Baltimore
Y’all want some footballs? Footballs! Footballs!
by Dang247365 April 12, 2022
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thursday nights football

Liverpool are playing thursday nights football this season
by Tipicall March 16, 2024
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