the five knuckle shuffle

yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head

the five knuckle shuffle is gay.. like john cena

by Shit-face June 29, 2008

shot fives

when you get out of ur seat you "shot fives" meaning that thats ur seat for 5 minutes and no one can sit in it.

by rachel November 7, 2003

P 4/5 fived

Ultimate Pimping of your ride

He P 4/5 fived that EVO.

by slammer 104 July 8, 2009

two fives beat a ten

The knowing instruction given to a prodigy by an older and wiser male when referencing women to choose for sexual encounters. This rule will also make it much more possible to convince two women to go to bed with you at the same time.

Young dude,"God, that girl's a ten, I'm gonna go talk to her."
Old dude, "Son, those two over there are not as attractive, but two fives beat a ten."

by Skip in DE January 7, 2007

five and five

five in the goo and five in the poo!

^ fist in the pussy and a fist in the ass

i gave a girl a five and five last weekend.
now shes wearin a diaper

by TripleNickle April 27, 2006

High five moment

It is a moment of celebration for discovering suggestive connotations or sexual innuendos in every day conversations, by means of a High five. It has become a recent craze among people and it seems no conversation is safe from a 'Hi five moment'.

It can range from something as basic as finding double meaning in the word "come" (see cum) during a conversation, to interpreting everything your boss says during a board meeting so that it has some kind of sexual reference and shouting "Hi five!"

Ex 1
Girl: That's so unfair I wanna come too!
Dude1: You wanna 'come' too?? Haha...High five moment!
Dude2: Hi5! *Hi fives*

Ex2
Girl 1: Don't worry, you could so totally win the fight against Jessica...
Girl 2: No way! She's gonna win and I'm gonna go down, just like I always do...
Girl 1: High five moment!! *High fives*

Ex3
Coach: Yeah that's it...just keep your head down dear and focus...that's it!
Girl: High five moment!
Coach: That's it! You're off the team!

by Feejee_chicka May 6, 2009

Five Finger Death Punch

A classic amongst the Kyle's, Bootlicker's, and the "I was going to join the Marines but-*insert fake health condition*" crowd, Five Finger Death Punch is essentially Pantera with an extra chromosome. Their specialty is pandering to people who love veterans, in order to keep what little relevance they have. Their target audience is comprised of people who can't read, people who want to claim they listen to "metal" without listening to metal, and people who just want to appear strong to make up for their slow learning abilities. The only bright spot of this band is that their guitarist is pretty good, but that is frequently overshadowed by news of Ivan Moody (frontman) playing hopscotch between different rehab facilities. When it comes to songwriting, let's just say the ABC's has a more complex lyrical makeup and song structure than just about everything this band has put out. It could be worse though; They could be Trapt.

"Did you hear that new Five Finger Death Punch song?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"

by BIGXSCHMEAT September 9, 2020