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Facebook Shopping

The act of scrolling through the friends list of a facebook friend actively looking for a person to be set-up with.
I was facebook shopping for a new girlfriend because my old one is a slut.
by FuelRod January 26, 2009
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Facebook Hypemanning

-verb
1. Backing up your pals on facebook by repeating some of their words, to make it seem like they're a rapper.
Simon Smith
sick of the builders drilling outside my window, I'm bout to go out there and break some hard hats

Frank Jones
BREAK SOME HARD HATS!

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Sally Brown
stop posting statuses about bieber you morons

Katie Gardener
MORONS! YEAH!

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Chris Turner
baww I'm so hungry gonna get some toast

Jack Harper
GET SOME TOAST! RESPECT IT!

Chris Turner
jack what are you doing?

Jack Harper
I was facebook hypemanning

Chris Turner
I wish you were dead
by ShaolinPete November 20, 2011
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facebook tickle

A facebook tickle, or a fickle, is a feeble attempt at a frape often by a girl to one of her close friends, which has no serious implications, and may even benefit the 'victim'.
''Luv *friends name* soooo much!!! bbf4lyf 2k11 hehehehe''

''dude is that meant to be a frape? more like a facebook tickle''

''could be getting fraped right now but i'll let him off...''
''pussy! shoulda just fraped him, that's just a fickle! :P''
''fickle?
''facebook tickle >.<''
by manbearcamel April 27, 2011
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Facebook Preacher

The act of posting ones religious beliefs on Facebook on a daily basis when in reality the don't follow the advice they are giving to everyone else. Usually ends up on someones blocked list, or unfriended.
Friend 1- Dude why's your mom always talking about the bible on Facebook? Does she not know that no one cares?
Friend 2- Idk shes such a Facebook Preacher because all she really does is sit around and smoke all day and watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.
Friend1- Oh OK.
by Draketehrobber October 6, 2011
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facebook tryhard

Someone who tries to have a lot of friends and become popular over facebook. Some symptoms include consistently posting inspirational statuses, too many pictures, liking everything. Self explanatory name.
by coolging805 July 14, 2011
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facebook spasm

noun- to randomly end up on Facebook.com without realizing it.
I was writing my term paper on the computer, and suddenly realized I was on Facebook.com. Totally had a Facebook Spasm.

I was sitting in the computer lab and the guy across the room constantly went to Facebook.com. Talk about a lot of Facebook Spasms.. spazz!!
by tallyhallic April 27, 2009
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Facebook Reciprocity

The act of clicking "like" or commenting on someone's facebook status when you otherwise wouldn't have, but you complete the act because that person has commented or "liked" many of your entries.
Guy: Did you really comment on that picture?
Other Guy: Kinda had to, he's been commenting on my status ever day. Facebook Reciprocity.
by P. Nathan Poothy January 11, 2011
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