op-ed calumnist

An editorial writer engaged in calumny - peddling false and malicious statements about someone, with the intent to inflict damage.

Under a tight deadline, needing a really juicy bit of character assassination, the op-ed calumnist linked Biden to Pizzagate.

by Monkey's Dad October 1, 2020

Atta boy Ed!

The act of doing something Edish. Meaning doing something in an awkward or stupid way.

Atta boy Ed! You just broke the Tuba.

by Urbane Urbanite May 11, 2016

Ed sheeran kinnie Teddy

Best mf you could ever meet, will slay people and other creatures like your bed bugs for you and commit arson occasionally.
Semi-aggressive when you reject their compliments though, gotta use a bat to shut up💔

They are the Ed sheeran kinnie Teddy.

by Jordan_Ackerman July 1, 2021

you got gramma-ed

When you get so dumb assed drunk at family functions your grandma confiscates all your alcohol.

You were so drunk you got gramma-ed

by Femalebauz May 28, 2017

I hate Ed Sheeran

If someone tells you this you should date them immediately.

Someone: I hate Ed Sheeran
Me: Me too
Us: Gets married

by gfvgngndbfbfbnffbdgfhngmnhhnh February 25, 2021

fucked-up-ed-ness

see fuckage, you fucker.

Examples hit the top on the fucked-up-ed-ness meter

by Tory Burnett May 22, 2008

Cold Cunt (-ed Bitch)

A bitter woman who has lost all emotion save man hating. Usually, this term applies to middle aged women full of resent and regret. Tragically, she has not gotten laid in years but probably needs a good dicking.

A good example is the boss woman (Alice) from the TV show Workaholics. Cold Cunt (-ed Bitch)

by DreamsOfOne June 25, 2014