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Informally used in the phrase "on the docket" to refer to a to-do list, schedule, or things to address.
"What's on the docket for you this Friday?"
"Work, and then happy hour. After that, I'll be focusing on some relaxation."
Docket by Deynold March 7, 2026
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Docking the bacon

I was docking the bacon for five minutes to get in his will!

Wet docks 

A phrase that means lubrication during or for sexual intercourse using referring to male genitalia.
Wet docks by Anonymous March 15, 2003

the docker doles 

A Fantastic Upcoming band origanting from leicester, loving life, played on the same stage as bands such as the subways, arctic monkeys, blur, pulp, oasis and laods more
that band the docker doles are fuking brilliant
the docker doles by Crigga September 7, 2006

Fantasy Docking 

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.
Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway
Fantasy Docking by ScoobaSteveTX November 3, 2010

speed docking 

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"