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the docker doles 

A Fantastic Upcoming band origanting from leicester, loving life, played on the same stage as bands such as the subways, arctic monkeys, blur, pulp, oasis and laods more
that band the docker doles are fuking brilliant
the docker doles by Crigga September 7, 2006
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Fantasy Docking 

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.
Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway
Fantasy Docking by ScoobaSteveTX November 3, 2010

speed docking 

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"

Ninja Docker 

docking is the act of putting something in your urethra. In layman's term, its the act of shoving a dildo up your penis hole. a ninja docker is some one who puts their penis up another penis so fast that the other person doesnt even feel it or know what just happened.
guy 1: i'm not sure what just happened but wow does my penis feel awesome.

guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked

or

look at that dude he is such a ninja docker
Ninja Docker by Dr McNinjaDocker September 22, 2011

Ghost Docking 

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola
subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!
Ghost Docking by tronn4 March 3, 2012

interlocking docking 

When a male puts his foreskin over another mans helmet/bell end then the second man places his( the second foreskin) over the first gentlemans foreskin
Craig and mat decided to engage in mutual masturbation using interlocking docking
interlocking docking by Achara October 28, 2013