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Dinner Menace

When Referring to those who delay, whether intentionally or not in a humorous manner, mostly due to eating food
"Hey, where's Mac?"
"The Dinner Menace"
by Spartmilkma September 7, 2025
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fool's dinner

The college hall dinner on the same night as scholar's dinner at a Cambridge College.
Too bad we can't eat with John tonight, we've got fool's dinner
by sylvestre le gender August 17, 2024
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Girl dinner

A dinner when you're drained exhausted and hungry, but still want to eat well, but don't want to/ don't have the energy to make a proper/ full meal, but you still mix/ assemble something, sometimes strange and healthy, sometimes tasty but unthinkable/ you wouldn't have come up with this combo if you weren't in this state of tired hunger
I'm eating alone and im tired so its girl dinner tonight
by Noon3sh3r3 September 19, 2025
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Protestant Dinner

When a Protestant invites their friends to dinner and asks the waitress for separate bills, as opposed to a Catholic Dinner where the host pays for each of their guests as a gesture of goodwill.
My Lutheran neighbor invited me to a Protestant Dinner and I had to pay for my own meal despite being his guest.
by CatholicCrusader August 3, 2025
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Duck Dinner

1. A literal dinner consisting of duck, usually as the main course.
2. Military slang for dishonorable discharge, which in the United States is usually reserved for the worst offenses under the UCMJ, such as fraud, desertion, espionage, SA, treason, and murder.
1. Yeah we went out for duck dinner, not great, not terrible.
2. Sgt. Emerson got a duck dinner for killing that guy.
by qw3r1y July 17, 2023
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deconstructed dinner

When you’re so tired, you can’t cook, and just eat all the ingredients by themselves, one after the other.

Cause it makes it sound fancy, and if you can’t be happy, you can at least be funny.
X: I had a four-course deconstructed dinner yesterday.
Y: Fancy! What restaurant did you go to? The Fat Duck?
X: None. I had a can of corn. Followed by some ajvar I ate with bread. Then I was still hungry and ate an old can of meat. With a spring onion I found in the fridge. … 😆Basically a deconstructed chili. … XD … (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)
Y: I feel ya. Still better than what I had for dinner. What do we even work for? No time anymore, and still no money.
by Evi1M4chine September 7, 2025
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insurance dinner

A yearly celebratory dinner, usually held in the evening, where one partner graciously hosts the occasion for their significant other, who serves as the principal policyholder responsible for the relationship's insurance plan.
Friend 1: Hey! Are you free Friday night? A few of us from work are going to the beach to watch fireworks.
Friend 2: Oh no, sorry! I have to take my partner to dinner for our insurance dinner.
Friend 1: Wow. Insurance dinners are a scam.
Friend 2: Yes, they are indeed. See you next time!
by kincaidenau December 16, 2023
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