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I'd rather shave my eyeballs

A useful analogy for describing a complete refusal to partake in an activity.
Tate: Hey, hon, that guy that refuses to speak to you, you need to take your relationship to the next level. Right now it's in the awkward stages, but with a little work I know you could make things work. You need to hang around his work place and home and once he sees how commited you are to him, he'll change his mind.
Tammy: Right, Tate, hun. I'd rather shave my eyeballs.
by bitem'eye January 5, 2011
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East Bay’d

When you are cucked by a place, but it can be by a person.
Jennifer East Bay’d Chris when she choose going to college upstate rather than going out with him.
by George Carlin’s ghost June 10, 2018
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The greatest and most complex variation of whomst'd've
Enlightened person 1: May I ask Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'yes't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?

Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent
by The king of the Doritos July 4, 2020
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Guy: Honey, can you check whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’ is at the door?

Girl: Jack I want a divorce.
by Cockwobbler69 April 17, 2021
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yesn't'nt'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n'nt

THE MOST SUPERIOR WAY TO SAY NO. yesn't'nt'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n'nt IS VERY NO YES NICE BOI.
Guy 1: :Hey man can you come to my house tonight?
Guy 2: Sorry man, but yesn't'nt'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n'nt.
by L0L WHAT March 20, 2021
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whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es is a long word.
by Aronak March 24, 2017
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