Zoom cut

Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.

'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.

by Axeman222 February 23, 2021

cut the truffle

While during the act of farting, a little nugget of poop accidentally escapes. Similar to cut the cheese but with an unwanted surprise.

"What's wrong? Why are you- OMG! Did you cut the cheese?"

"Nah man, I cut the truffle."

"Ugh! You so nasty!"

by thelonefoodie July 7, 2016

Nuzz Cut

When you give your ballsack a buzz cut

Homie 1: bro I trimmed my nut hair too low so now I have a nuzz cut

by TheCrackerOfKnowledge December 14, 2021

crimp cut

A special circumcision with the wacky zig-zag scissors from the 1990’s.

Girl one: did you see his dick?
Girl two: yeah. He had a crimp cut.

by MotoSP909 October 21, 2017

Cut the melon

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.

she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead

by slickhonkie October 12, 2012

cut one

to fart; a small explosion between the legs.

after eating a big bowl if chili, Frand cut one.

by dardardar69 October 26, 2003

cut corners

To do a task in a half assed manner.

The detectives in the O.J. Simpson investigation cut corners and O.J. was set free.

by Hockey Tom May 27, 2004