crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)

Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"

by Flying dutchman June 24, 2015

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crusty cone

jerking off your partner but waiting 'til morning to eat the cum

no breakfast for me, thanks! that crusty cone filled me up.

by anonymous March 29, 2004

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Austin ur a crusty rat 🤢

by Katiēlʻʻ March 16, 2017

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a queen with multiple std’s, chapped ass lips, and shits the bed

Damn, Queen Lizalaia done shit the bed, she a crusty queen

by Krafffffty August 10, 2021

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An uncomfortably familiar yet disturbing patch on a blanket usually owned by a male

Awe man, what’s with this crusty sadness on this blanket.

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Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.

by BattyMassive September 17, 2019

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A lesbian who plays local women’s afl for an outter suburbs team. This individual will also be in office administration and drive a suv

by May 30, 2025

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