Crusty burger

When you just pooped but forgot to wipe

Oh man I think I have a crusty burger going on

by Oooooops7 October 29, 2019

crusty bag

a crusty bag is when a male puts his testicles in a large bowl of chocolate, waits for it to set and starts smacking it on the womans face so it starts to crack then anouther has too lick it off whilst its happening.

"hey, girls you want to come over and try my crusty bag?"

by beccaneal May 11, 2016

Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.

Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it

by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023

Crusty Finger

A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.

My mate ate a sandwich with a crusty finger.

by ISadlyHaveNoLife September 3, 2016

Crusty

Adjective used to describe someone who is dry and thinks they're cute but really they're the ratchet crusty ugly ugly nasty hoes

OMG BECKY LOOK AT CRUSTY SARAH

by GEEGEEMARMARLMAOUVRUSTYHOE July 19, 2016

Crusty Goon

The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.

My room was such a crusty goon this morning.

by J0LLY July 1, 2024

Crusty

A thirsty boy who has participated in a loving wank with his right hand resulting in a sticky mess which is then not washed off for at least 2 days

That girl made him crusty, he be crusting over her all night long

by Lady red January 6, 2014