Crushing the Cat

When someone is on the clock at work, and their basically doing anything and everything possible to keep busy ONLY its so dead that working harder makes no difference and the manager have their heads way too far up their asses to care.The opposite of fucking the dog.

Regal Floor Manager: Has anyone seen the doorman?
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.

by Coletreezy September 3, 2009

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express crush

A feeling of attraction towards an individual after meeting them once or twice that usually lasts for approximately 24 - 48 hours and then fades when a new individual enters the picture or the weekend is over. This feeling of attraction is usually sexual in nature and might lead to a make out session or a one night stand. Typically, an express crush is one of convenience hence the name "express crush".

Man, their friend Johnny was so cool last night. He brought everyone a round of drinks and stopped that nasty guy from hitting on me. I can't believe that he is leaving in 2 days to go back home. I sort of want to make out with him before he leaves. I totally have an express crush.

by Josie Nubanks January 7, 2008

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Man-Crush

Origonating from teenage society, this word describes a male crush on a certain celebrity or fellow companion. Occuring most commonly in depressed, fussy men, this concept is powerful and can overcome ones life.

Brad Eicher has a man crush on Hugh Grant.

by Bill and Ryan C. May 13, 2004

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