When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.
by AsparagusPiss November 23, 2019
Get the Alaskan King Crabmug. by thesurferdude223 November 9, 2017
Get the Chesapeake Blue Crabsmug. Crab arm syndrome is when one arm is excessively more muscular than the other due to chronic masturbating
by Assrhamar March 16, 2019
Get the Crab Arm Syndromemug. When you go down on a homeless woman.
Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.
Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.
by Pie eater/cranston cosi April 23, 2010
Get the Cranston Crab Piemug. by WhiskeyMayhem December 9, 2018
Get the Cheesy Crab Breadmug. When you're in Philadelphia and you are getting head from someone. Right when you're about to cum, you scream your own name, then you cum on the persons face, blow a handful of old bay seasoning into their eyes, and then slap them with a cheese steak.
by AndyDikter May 1, 2023
Get the Philadelphia Crab boilmug. by Gucki Gang February 7, 2018
Get the down crabs syndromemug.