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Cookie Shame

Excessive consumption of cookies during the holidays, resulting in a profound sense of shame that somehow cannot prevent you from eating more cookies.
After devouring sugar cookies for breakfast, again, the feeling of Cookie Shame sets in.
by nutsong December 22, 2013
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Cookie Licker

When someone tries to claim everyone they ever talked to so their friends can't date them. They are like a child that licks a cookie all the other kids want and set it on the table so no one else can eat it.
Carmen: That girl is such a cookie licker.

Jordyn: I know. She thinks everyone she ever talked to is hers, and no one else can date them. She just picks up the cookie, licks it, and sets it back in the table so no one else can have it.
by J_123456 February 20, 2017
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fish cookie

When you fart in your hand and swiftly deliver said fart to the face of your nearest victim for their olfactory delight.
Oh man...he fish cookied me and it smelled like Big Foots dick.
by PurplePotatoe March 6, 2016
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meat cookie

A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.
Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell
by bigdkA July 9, 2016
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cookie rubbing

It's when two men, typically Rico and Fang, coordinate a time and place to rub their butt cheeks together and say "COOKIES!"
Did you say you were going to go cookie rubbing with Joey tomorrow night? Sign me up!
by jssynth July 10, 2020
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Cookie Quencher

Another one of milk's many pseudonyms.

Milk is the quencher of cookies, therefore it is a cookie quencher.
Damn these cookies won't digest. I need a cookie quencher!
by The Right v Wrong April 27, 2009
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Quiffle Cookie

A very rough and non elegant queef ,with a yeast baking smell to follow.
Shane walked into the department and stated: " wow it smells like someone baked a double batch of quiffle cookies".
by Sironius April 2, 2016
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