Cold Morning

In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.

Cold morning for Ricky today boys... That girl from the fox and hounds wouldn't leave this morning.

by trenton101 February 25, 2016

Lion Cold

When it is so cold out side, your penis shrinks to the state that only the head is visible. The head and the mane of pubic hair then resemble a lion instead if the usually anaconda you see.

How cold's the water Billy?
It's Lion Cold dad!

by thewiseguy97 January 18, 2014

cold heater

When you put a heater in the freezer for a week (make sure it's on but not plugged in) and then douse it in water and then freeze it for another 2 days. After freezing, you plug it in and it explodes and shoots ice everywhere!

White struggle: "Shit mane! That cold heater was crazy!"
Jacob: "Yeah Mane! I got a peice of Ice stuck in my goatse!"
White struggle: "That sucks mane! it was beautiful!"

by Ic Ric July 20, 2014

Cold fact

A fact that his hard to accept

Guy 1: your nan just passed I’m sorry for your loss
Guy 2: no she isn’t!
Guy 1: I’m sorry it’s a cold fact.
Guy 2:

by Cavo. June 22, 2020

Cold M

Cld M is an immaculate rapper who wants to F### love, cold m plays baskteball and has a gaming chair from his stepdad. cold M goes BAWW

YO dude have you seen cold M he was sooooo immaculate

by Cold M biggest fan number 2 February 26, 2021

The Cold War

When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.

They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.

by Dirty WAHP January 17, 2022

Cold Flow

Adjective - When you have a cold during your period.

I'm not going anywhere today, I got that cold flow.

by jdllu December 30, 2018