Coconuts

The coolest person in the world. Even though she may be a spaz at times, she's super cool and is definitely one of the nicest people I know

Dude, Coconuts was being so awesome today. She gave me lunch money - and I don't even have to pay her back.

by Punani Pride March 28, 2005

rotten coconut

A brown person (South Asian descent) who acts urbanized. Brown on the outside, black on the inside.

Person1: Yo homie, how you gonna play me?
Person2: He's just a rotten coconut.

by Best Of The Best April 29, 2008

Colon three

The smug moustache of smug success.

Orly? :3 (colon three)

by Maffz May 10, 2012

coconut

A person of African decent cumming

I'm going to coconut.
I'm coconutting.
He coconutted all over me.

by caciamaan April 30, 2007

coconut

a person that people either hate or love, nothing in between.

"she has some friends, but a lot of people hate her. what a coconut."

by ddddddan April 28, 2005

Coconut Grabber

A person that you hate with a burning passion

"Dude Jeremy is a fucking Coconut Grabber he ate my doughnuts "

by HerbertHooves December 24, 2021

smokey colon

the result of someone blowing smoke up my ass.

"Hey, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"No, he just gave me the old smokey colon."

by goblinmonger January 7, 2009