Clown Crown

Your typical male pattern baldness. Hair that resembles a clowns wig. A horse shoe style of baldness

"I shave my head because i don't feel comfortable rocking a clown crown."

"Don't be ashamed. David Cross, Alan Arkin, John Malkovich, Ed Harris and Robert Duvall all sport their clown crowns, and those guys are famous as fuck."

by Mike Swearengen September 7, 2013

Clown Talk

Talk that is indiscernable whether the person be drunk or on drugs or just talking too deep for another person to understand.

I couldn't understand what my dealer was talking about. He was speaking in "Clown Talk".

by Roni Mac August 8, 2013

half clown

someone who has all the characteristics of a clown (grotesque distorted features, thick make-up) yet, is not funny.

jesus, what a half clown!
or
shazza's an absolute half clown!

by fun junky January 27, 2005

Clown's Pocket

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clown's costume

Colleen Hopkins' clown's pocket smells like a Tauntaun.

by HelpDickStuckinCow August 21, 2015

tanmay clown

tanmay clown is often used for a 14-year-old lulli pan whose only fetish is to get asswhooped by chokli.

Hey man don't be a tanmay clown

by riddleThis1212 December 29, 2021

clown's pie

A rather sloppier version of the 'otter's pocket' (see labia).
This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!

"Her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused - it was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie!!"

by Lee Michigan esq. October 1, 2007

punch the clown

originally a reference to a children's toy. the clown (or whatever character-- i had heman) was a weighted bottom blow-up punching bag. it was designed to pop back up to a standing position when knocked over. essentially, punching the clown is a useless act which accomplished nothing. often used in reference to menial tasks and bureaucratic corporate jobs.

i do about fifteen minutes of real work everyday, but mostly i just sit around and punch the clown.

by badronnie October 13, 2004