chocolate knobbies

little balls of shit with hair on.

it took quite some tugging to get rid of the chocolate knobbies.

by Didjah Honez. December 19, 2014

Chocolate Chimp

Originated from a menu item that was a chocolate and banana smoothie, but has now evolved into a term used to insult a person with color.

I would like to order a Chocolate Chimp, but hang the chimp, please.

by Vermilionsbv April 14, 2022

Chocolate-chaser

A male not of color pursuing African American females

Chip is now a chocolate-chaser after watching the new Nikki Minaj video.

by Interracial relationship August 29, 2019

Hotch chocolate

When you clench buttcheeks while trying to hold in diarrhea without success resulting in it flowing into your hotch

Who's ready for some fresh hotch chocolate

by The herkster November 18, 2020

chocolate omelette

Whisking or scrambling eggs as one would with an omelette then inserting the mixture into one's asshole. The resulting mixture is then removed and prepared as a chocolate omelette.

I woke up yesterday and made a chocolate omelette with Becky; we had chipotle the night before so there was an extra spicy kick.

by chocolate omelette May 12, 2016

chocolate cobra

When you poop and it swirls around the toilet like a cobra.

I thought I was going to have a Poop-nado but it was actually a beautiful chocolate cobra.

by CornWallus September 21, 2013

long chocolate

a ginormous black cock

person 1: “damn girl, did you see the dude i was with last night? he had some long chocolate.”
person 2: “yo butter biscuit, what’s long chocolate?”
person 1: “ look it up, whore.”

by anonymous April 3, 2021