Chinese Stealth Suit

A act in which a man puts on a black latex suit and turns off the lights and try’s to find and piss on his friends that are hiding

Dave almost caught me while playing Chinese stealth suit

by DionysianSwag May 31, 2021

Chinese Market Value

How much you are worth depending on the products that you have bought from China and the number of children that have lost their lives because of said products.

"Bro, I just bought this jacket from China for $20"

"Bro, your Chinese Market Value must be around 3 children now!"

by CMV Inc. November 20, 2020

Chinese Cream Pie

Chinese Cream Pie

I was fucking this tiny Chinese girl spread eagle Enjoying myself. I shot my cum into her sweet tight asian pussy. As I withdraw I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Chinese Cream Pie.

by Asianpoker February 1, 2022

Chinese helicopter

When a woman is giving a blowjob, and she's spinning around the mans penis, and she suddenly shits a bucket of chowmein in a spiral around the room.

We got charged by housecleaning because Suzy dropped a Chinese helicopter on the walls.

by Shitbox Charlie December 11, 2012

Chinese Finger Cuffed

Verb. A sexual act involving someone positioning themselves on their hands and knees in order to give oral sex to a man and receive it from behind by a different man.

My brother and I Chinese Finger Cuffed Hilary Duff last night. It was a real bonding experience.

by the anticool October 10, 2008

chinese toaster

A toaster made in china

Hey man, I'm back from China with my Chinese toaster

by Sexybitchmcfuck July 24, 2017

Chinese Vacuum

A retail sales term describing the act of avoiding the use of an actual vacuum sweeper and simply picking up any bits on the floor that can be seen with the naked eye, thus simulating a clean floor.

"This has been a long fucking day on the sales floor...I'm just gonna do a quick Chinese vacuum then go home!"

by chilly_dawg September 11, 2009