Freedom Check

When you take advantage of the passive and submissiveness of people and a situation for personal gain based on your belief in your personal freedoms.

The man crossed the street during a green light preventing the flow of traffic claiming you can't hit me, "I'm protected by pedestrian right of way laws, you can't hit me" as the cars honked. This man is freedom checking the people around him feeling entitled to his personal freedom.

by _TheMilkMan_ March 8, 2023

Gay Checking

The art of sending one of your guy friends or random dude a dildo thrugh amazon with their name and address on the package.

Mainly used as a prank or revenge, it can lead to years of torment and

Guy one: "Dude, did you hear what happened to our one friend? Someone ended up Gay Checking him hella hard! A foot long dildo came in the mail for him, and now everyone knows about it now!"
Guy two: "I know, I'm the one who checked him!"

by VX888 May 7, 2020

Blanket check

Alternative to seat check, can be used when a person wants to keep their blanket when relaxing while getting up.

Bill: I need to go to the bathroom, I call blanket check

Sam: man your lucky cause I was going to take it.

by Tharealgang45 July 25, 2019

Identity Check

An Identity Check is the first thing two people do when they see one another, even if they never speak to one another, is evaluate who the other person is and how powerful that person is. The second thing every person who interacts with another person in any way does is impose an identity on the other person, and they do that by telling the other person who they think that person is by the way they treat them.

When the identity another person indirectly, subtly, but firmly imposes on another person matches the identity that person has of themselves, or is close to the one they are working to attain, the person will continue interacting with the person who is imposing that desired identity on them. When the identity being imposed is different than the one that person has of themselves or is working to attain, that person will stop interacting with the person or the people who attempt to impose an identity the person does not agree with or like.

Sharon and Jane silently conducted an Identity Check on one another. As soon as they were introduced to one another by Bob McDonald, they continued evaluating one another and soon started to impose an identity on one another. Jane agreed with the identity Sharon was imposing on her, but Sharon did not like the identity Jane was imposing on her and walked away.

by but for January 22, 2020

keester check

Storing (usually illicit) items inside your rectal cavity in order to get them through airport security.

Dude, how are you gonna get that blow through security?
Don't worry, I'll keester check it.

by meesterkeester December 29, 2010

Moister Check

To Check and see if a Vagina is moist

I need to give that smoking hottie over there a moister check

by Danger Zone January 7, 2014

Street check

A street check is the seemingly involuntary urge to check whats going on at your house when you drive past your street, or the street of a friend.

So I'm driving from work to get some beer and smokes when I drove past my street. I did a street check and noticed some cars outside my house and people sitting outside talking. Nice

Or

I was driving around and drove past my road, did a street check, and not one car was there. Quiet day at the house, I presume...

by CRWI January 18, 2011