Date care

1) When your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it's his turn according to his baby mama

2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting

Going on a date care with my boo cause the DNA test claimed that he's the baby daddy.

by JRODMIAMI February 18, 2018

Don't Care + Didn't Ask

A roast you use when you are not interested or not want to hear about something. It's also a comeback to insults or negative things people ask.

Bully: You're ugly and I hate you. You're such a dickhead and you probably don't have any friends
Me: Don't Care + Didn't Ask + You're Gay
Bully: *walks away*

by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024

me albania be careful

This is a powerful sentence used to destroy any Albanian in an argument.

HashimHoxhaWarrior: Hello autistic Serboids..
Serboidsubhumandjole: me albania be careful

by 1c7x January 19, 2024

I don't care

also referred to as I DO NOT CARE
to hear and breathe with perfect hearing
to not put energy or emphasis on things not reciprocated

sometimes used as sarcasm sometimes used with sincerity and sometimes used BOLDLY as in there is nothing else left to do about it or that a person would be able to do

"I DO NOT CARE" if you don't want to attend the party with me

"I don't care" what people say I know I'm a good person

by UnoYoko February 11, 2022

Care bear

Very cool and has a small pp and attacks wer bear

CARE BEAR IS An ADJECTIVE LIKE NICE OR COOL

by The Urban dictionary69 March 11, 2021

Urgent Care

A local clinic guilty of false advertising that claims to provide health care "urgently." The keyword "Urgent" is merely included to dissuade patients away from hospitals.

"I gotta run up to Urgent Care, be back in a few hours."

"Urgent Care? More like Eventual Care."

"Ryan went to Urgent Care, we have plenty of time to see a movie."

by Ryan Kulp May 31, 2023

apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 8, 2021