cancer

how your dad died

your dad had cancer

by Ifufkfidkee December 3, 2019

Bitch Cancer

A cancer in which doctors have to remove the access of getting bitches.

"This stupid ass bus driver took a wrong turn and missed my stop, so that's how you KNOW he has bitch cancer!"

by ezramiller_shouldntbegay September 13, 2022

Cancer

A mutation in the living cells
AKA nannuk miet bil cancer

Foxx nannuk dak li qabdu cancer u sploda

by Mintoff the king May 21, 2021

Cancer

Minecraft, the emoji movie, Ugandan Knuckles meme, Tide Pod meme, and vegans who find any way to tell people that they’re vegan.

Anything listed above. The world should be free of the horrible things listed above. Shit, forgot Roblox. Roblox is cancer too.

by Fuckwad McGee February 15, 2018

Cancer

Cancer is Jake paul so if you watch jake paul you have cancer

Bro I just watched jake paul

Me: I'm sorry I'll plan your funeral if you onto survive the jake paul cancer

by Cupcake_demon April 14, 2020

Cancered

To induce cancer in someone

That EU flash just cancered me!!!

by matèeeeee September 11, 2016

Toenail Cancer

(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.

"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."

by Salty Sarcasm March 6, 2019