When one cannot achieve sleep due to the Artic-like temperatures, and is forced to ask a Canadian friend to spoon them for body heat. As you may know, Canadians are completely unaffected by the cold.
by JessOdair August 31, 2011
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Hey boss I can't come in to work today I gotta do some serious Canadian Archaeology to even find my car let alone drive it.
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noun
1. a victory that is actually a defeat masquerading as a win.
2. a defeat ignored due to ideological obfuscation.
See also Pyrrhic victory, Cadmean victory.
1. a victory that is actually a defeat masquerading as a win.
2. a defeat ignored due to ideological obfuscation.
See also Pyrrhic victory, Cadmean victory.
Justin Trudeau coined the term Canadian win when he said, "If you kill your enemies they win."
"America achieved a Canadian Win in Vietnam during the Fall of Saigon."
Jon Canadian win-ed when his girlfriend gave birth to her bull's son.
"America achieved a Canadian Win in Vietnam during the Fall of Saigon."
Jon Canadian win-ed when his girlfriend gave birth to her bull's son.
by Row-hit May 28, 2016
Get the Canadian win mug.Sex position of Candian's choice- Maple Syrup is applied to the bosom and Canadian Bacon is rolled into a tubular shape and inserted into the hole of choice prior to the insertion of the male genitalia.
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Get the O Canada mug.The act of making love to one's own genitalia after having a sex change operation all while precariously balanced atop the Stanley cup and drinking maple syrup from a moose skull (antlers required). For some, the act is too tame. A common variation includes wearing a Mountie's outfit, mixing the syrup with beaver semen and continuously slapping one's partner with a hockey stick in an attempt to enhance the pleasure.
(guy1) "Bro, she looks hot but I heard she's a virgin."
(guy2) "Are you kidding? That whore has done Canadas History after chopping her own phallus off with an axe. I believe she is ready for my devious pleasuring."
"I told that asshole to go fuck himself but he went overboard and performed the old Canadas History."
(guy2) "Are you kidding? That whore has done Canadas History after chopping her own phallus off with an axe. I believe she is ready for my devious pleasuring."
"I told that asshole to go fuck himself but he went overboard and performed the old Canadas History."
by stephensbastardchild February 5, 2010
Get the canadas history mug.a country where the beer isnt watered down, the best bands/actors/comediens come from, the sex is amazing, women can walk around topless if they should so desire, its legal to marry boys or girls, where the health care is free, people are polite, the population speaks english and for the most part french, the people arent fat, a pretty girl can walk home alone at 1 in the morning, its not cold all year round, its spelled favourite, colour, centre, metre, honour etc, americans go to escape pure evil (bush), and where all the cool kids live! (by the way... weeds not legal here...)
A conversation in french canada... or in an english canadian classroom
-bonjour (good day)
-salut (hi)
-comment ca va? (how are you?)
-ca va bein, merci et vous? (im good, thank you and yourself?)
-ca va tres bein! (im very good!)
-bonjour (good day)
-salut (hi)
-comment ca va? (how are you?)
-ca va bein, merci et vous? (im good, thank you and yourself?)
-ca va tres bein! (im very good!)
by emilyiscanadian April 30, 2006
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