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Care-bear bath

When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.
Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.

Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!
by Rioooo April 7, 2010
mugGet the Care-bear bathmug.
You should be acting in accordance with my propositional ethic regardless of what you (it's funny I actually typed "I" instead of "you" initially because I still mix up pronouns from time to time) believe! That's what I do! Act out propositions that I don't actually believe! And I don't even do that! I do whatever I feel like doing and then try to get people to accept propositions (without thinking) I don't actually believe!
Dr. JerpPeej "WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?"

Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
mugGet the WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?mug.

Date care

1) When your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it's his turn according to his baby mama

2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting
Going on a date care with my boo cause the DNA test claimed that he's the baby daddy.
by JRODMIAMI February 18, 2018
mugGet the Date caremug.

care your ass

meaning to go somewhere away from someone
“girl if you wont care your ass
i cant wait to care my ass”
by anonymous October 1, 2023
mugGet the care your assmug.

apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed
If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.
by mad_nic November 8, 2021
mugGet the apple caremug.

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