Butt Perfume

various odours sprayed from ones anus, directly on someones skin.leaving the wearer with a pungent butt perfume odour.
"yo Tayla, what's the scent you got on"
"its Hayley's butt perfume"
"how'd yo get that"
"are you daft? she needs to fart on you dude"
by Bigstick_69__ August 26, 2016
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butt post

The posting of gibberish to Facebook or in an e-mail because your phone is in your pocket and you somehow clicked POST or SEND.

A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"
Karen checked in at an airport then butt posted fifteen lines of random characters to her status update.
by TheRealAndOnlyChiffonade January 15, 2011
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butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.
John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.
by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019
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butt frigid

Not accepting anal; being rigidly conventional; tense in an over controlled way
1. Frank stop being so butt frigid, just come to the strip club.

2. Sarah was butt frigid last night, she didn’t let me put it in.
by Billy Thornton December 18, 2018
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butt vomitorium

a room containing a toilet; a bathroom
After eating a bunch of fried chicken to cure a hangover, I committed what felt like a crime against humanity in the butt vomitorium.
by billy br July 08, 2011
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butt chomper

Someone who is musty crusty and dusty that chomps butts
Omg look at that guy over there. He looks so crusty. He’s definitely a butt chomper.
by Your local suburban mom March 31, 2021
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cub butt

When you sit in your Piper Super Cub to long and it makes your butt sore
Jeez I have major Cub butt from that long flight yesterday.
by Uhhhaha August 21, 2019
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